this girl is so not funny i think shes actually making anti-jokes

Some really attractive girl is messaging me because she saw me from the binghamton group and now our conversation has turned EXTREMELY awkward and I know for a fact I’m going to make NO friends at college because I don’t know how to make friends without being drunk or lying about my entire life. So far I’ve lied 6 times to this girl and it’s working out great

okay whatever

death

I have the least funniest class on the planet here in the CHS. I do not/ will never even understand their second grade underdeveloped retard humor. Why am I not praised by all of CHS’s 12th grade class for having even a mildly funny sense of humor is honestly beyond me

okay I’ll pay for prom, I just wont use money ever again after it

get me off this planet

My prom group is obsessed with spending money. So far I’m going to spend 400 dollars on this dumb night I’m gonna shit

I’m giving my friend my old Gamecube for her birthday tomorrow

GOD DAMN IT MATT MAYER IM NOT VOTING FOR YOU

everyday I get closer and closer to making a shih-tzu blog

And its just you and I
Holding hands until we die
Well grow old and die
Without fearing we will end
Maybe she will let go
And wander till were old and slow
Like the end, you didn’t show

Wander the blue skies at night
And all the nights
I know they’ll hurt
And know I hurt

I had an incredible friday night.

Honestly, it’s going to kill me to leave these fellahs when I shove off to college